- everyone at family parties: so do you have a boyfriend?
- me: -_-
When we get there, we’re gonna fly so far away
Making sure to laugh
While we experience anti-gravity…
if you ever feel embarrassed over something little just remember this
Aroldis Chapman’s strikeout rate per nine innings is at 17.16. That would be the all-time high for a pitcher with more than 50 innings.